Launch

Are you ready to fucking party with a brand new business that is obsessed with pets? Every purchase you make with our launch is a crucial step towards our future success. As a micro business, we currently offer a small selection of toys, but rest assured, more Bizarro products are on the horizon. Our goal is to expand and take over the world one squeaky toy at time.

Who Are We?

For those unfamiliar with us, let us introduce ourselves. Craig and I have dedicated our lives to rescuing and caring for cats and dogs. With a large pet family of our own, we decided to combine our love of animals and our irreverent sense of humor to create a badass business. I mean that's the fucking point in life, to do what you love, and we love pets and we love to make people laugh!

Our Mission

When you make a purchase from us, you are not just buying a product; you are supporting our furry family. A percentage of our profits goes towards aiding in the rescue and care of more animals in need! 

While we may be small now, we have big dreams. Our vision is to expand our product line to cater to a wider audience of freaks and nerds. We are constantly working on new designs and concepts to bring you inappropriate and bizarre toys for your furry friends. Your support today will help us achieve these goals tomorrow.

Love you Bitches, Carmen and Craig